Monday, December 20, 2010

Previously on JustAmber

My dad wishes he had a vagina.

So, mom and I were leaving the porn shop when...

[ squabbling with neighbor ]

"Why is that bitch stomping on my ceiling?"

"she shook my hand but little did she know it had been in my vagina"
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  1. AnonymousJanuary 3, 2011 at 9:24 PM

    Confuscious says.. girl who go to bed with bowl of rice.. wake up with head lice.. hmmmmmmm

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