"if you ever want to file an insurance claim and have your truck disappear, drive it to my house. I'm your girl"
"I love those nuts all shirivelled up. I can suck on them for days. Thank you al sharpton."
"I guess I have to eat your nuts now. Do you have normal whiteboy nuts or Al Sharpton nuts?"
My mom had this fucking Jesus thing where everyone was having a party. What's that called? [ A nativity scene. ] She got that in the garbage dumpster, too.
[ "Jesus Loves Me" music playing in the background. ] Jesus loves the fucking hitachi...
I think my vagina is pretty now. It's not so disgusting. Why would you google that? [ blue waffle ] (Editor's note: I am *NOT* linking to that.)
"I dont have a yeast infection. I have a nice, clean pink waffle"
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